Definitions by Skrewy
Lovab
Usually a fat arsed bi-sexual sloth that does not do much other than smoke cones and create indents in couches(aka black holes). Sometimes they may choose to practise in the art of pro-creation though this usually involves having to pay and a winch to hoist them from the couch. Food is usually the only thought of the day though he is often to lazy to obtain anything other than Pizza Hut home delivery. Sometimes confused as a dirty Hungarian mountain man. May share sexual partners with no regard for personal health as he usually has most of the sti's available.
gonger
One of the worlds most useless, waste of space, human beings ever encountered. Brings absolutely nothing to a conversation. Often seen staring inappropriatly and obviously at womens chests and asses. Said to have the game of an emaciated Haitian and the driving skills of Helen Keller.