Church mouse

A church mouse is a mouse that lives in a church, but in slang, it means a dude with a very small dick; a micro penis.

Karen: Lindy says Bob is great with his tongue, but she really doesn't seem satisfied.

Dee: Maybe Bob is a church mouse.

Karen: Meaning?

Dee: He has a super small dick.

by Skorpious July 10, 2020

Kool Aid Drinker

A Kool Aid Drinker is a chick that loves to suck the dicks of men on their periods.

Suzy: Lizzy just came out of the restroom with Bill and now her mouth is all red.

Eddy: Lizzy must be a Kool Aid Drinker.

Suzy: What does that mean?

Eddy: Bill is having his man period.

by Skorpious July 17, 2020

Kool Aid Drinker

A Kool Aid Drinker is a chick that loves to suck the dicks of men on their periods.

Suzy: Lizzy just came out of the restroom with Bill and now her mouth is all red.

Eddy: Lizzy must be a Kool Aid Drinker.

Suzy: What does that mean?

Eddy: Bill is having his man period.

by Skorpious July 17, 2020

News

News is instructions on a person's TV used to program their brain; propaganda.

Ron: People are so strange these days! They panic or go rioting after watching their TVs!

Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?

by Skorpious July 17, 2020

News

News is instructions on a person's TV used to program their brain; propaganda.

Ron: People are so strange these days! They panic or go rioting after watching their TVs!

Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?

by Skorpious July 17, 2020

Nigerian Mastermind

Nigerian Mastermind is someone so smart that everyone else is just a trick.

Dave: Bob invited Jared to his place and now he says $200,000 is missing from his bank account.

Ernie: I'll bet Jared is a Nigerian Mastermind.

Dave: What is that?

Ernie: Just ask Bob cause he'll explain it better than me.

*Dave calls Bob on phone*

Bob: Hello?

Dave: Hey Bob, it's Dave. What's a Nigerian Mastermind?

Bob: A person so smart they could literally steal the stripes off a zebra.

by Skorpious June 29, 2020