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Suzy: Lizzy just came out of the restroom with Bill and now her mouth is all red.
Eddy: Lizzy must be a Kool Aid Drinker.
Suzy: What does that mean?
Eddy: Bill is having his man period.
Eddy: Lizzy must be a Kool Aid Drinker.
Suzy: What does that mean?
Eddy: Bill is having his man period.
by Skorpious July 17, 2020
Get the Kool Aid Drinker mug.Suzy: Lizzy just came out of the restroom with Bill and now her mouth is all red.
Eddy: Lizzy must be a Kool Aid Drinker.
Suzy: What does that mean?
Eddy: Bill is having his man period.
Eddy: Lizzy must be a Kool Aid Drinker.
Suzy: What does that mean?
Eddy: Bill is having his man period.
by Skorpious July 17, 2020
Get the Kool Aid Drinker mug.A polish slumlord is a guy that performs analingus on a girl's booty just so she'll be horny enough to let him shove his dick in her ass.
Ron: How is Bob always getting ass from all the girls?
Howard: He's probably a Polish Slumlord. Chicks dig that shit, man.
Howard: He's probably a Polish Slumlord. Chicks dig that shit, man.
by Skorpious July 17, 2020
Get the Polish Slumlord mug.A church mouse is a mouse that lives in a church, but in slang, it means a dude with a very small dick; a micro penis.
Karen: Lindy says Bob is great with his tongue, but she really doesn't seem satisfied.
Dee: Maybe Bob is a church mouse.
Karen: Meaning?
Dee: He has a super small dick.
Dee: Maybe Bob is a church mouse.
Karen: Meaning?
Dee: He has a super small dick.
by Skorpious July 10, 2020
Get the Church mouse mug.Blowjob is from the Polish word Robić loda
(Pronunciation: IPA:ˈrɔbit͡ɕ ˈlɔda) which literally translates to “make an ice cream” (cone). So, a Polish Blowjob is where a man has anal sex with a girl, pulls it out (the ice cream) of her ass, and finishes himself off in her mouth (the cone).
(Pronunciation: IPA:ˈrɔbit͡ɕ ˈlɔda) which literally translates to “make an ice cream” (cone). So, a Polish Blowjob is where a man has anal sex with a girl, pulls it out (the ice cream) of her ass, and finishes himself off in her mouth (the cone).
Tina: What's it called if you fuck me in the ass and then I finish you off with a blowjob?
George: A Polish Blowjob.
George: A Polish Blowjob.
by Skorpious June 29, 2020
Get the Polish Blowjob mug.Dave: Bob invited Jared to his place and now he says $200,000 is missing from his bank account.
Ernie: I'll bet Jared is a Nigerian Mastermind.
Dave: What is that?
Ernie: Just ask Bob cause he'll explain it better than me.
*Dave calls Bob on phone*
Bob: Hello?
Dave: Hey Bob, it's Dave. What's a Nigerian Mastermind?
Bob: A person so smart they could literally steal the stripes off a zebra.
Ernie: I'll bet Jared is a Nigerian Mastermind.
Dave: What is that?
Ernie: Just ask Bob cause he'll explain it better than me.
*Dave calls Bob on phone*
Bob: Hello?
Dave: Hey Bob, it's Dave. What's a Nigerian Mastermind?
Bob: A person so smart they could literally steal the stripes off a zebra.
by Skorpious June 29, 2020
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