Definitions by Skip Komarov

Rip-off

A cheap circumcision. It results in not having a penis at all. It was NOT worth the money.

Skip: So is that why you don’t have a penis?
A person named Larry: Yeah! Was a rip-off!
Skip: You look uncomfortable, should we end this conversation and play Portal Co-op?
Larry: fuck yeah

Rip-off by Skip Komarov February 24, 2022

legally A minor 

when the law gets involved with a singular musical chord and they have to legally declare if it is major or minor, and the chord consists of the A, C and E notes

F: hello A, C and E! wanna go clubbing?
E: sorry we are legally A minor
F: i am so sorry, i forgot about that! i will ask G
G, with Bb and D: sorry, we’re legally G minor

F: am i the oldest one here
G# and C: no you are legally F minor

legally A minor by Skip Komarov February 23, 2022

The helicopter 

A penis. But not yours, because yours is so small it’s anomalous.

All lovely ladies love the copter.

What’s that?
By the gods! You serious?
The helicopter.

The helicopter by Skip Komarov November 24, 2021

Homosexual individual 

Two words commonly used to describe the user reading this definition.

You are a homosexual individual.

Homosexual individual by Skip Komarov November 17, 2021