Skidmark McGee's definitions
the sack that surrounds the male testicles, or testees, for short.
The cocksack has different names, such as nutsack, sperm pouch, the nut hut, creamery, cum cache, scrotee, or ol' scrote.
The cocksack has different names, such as nutsack, sperm pouch, the nut hut, creamery, cum cache, scrotee, or ol' scrote.
When Jimmy didnt have enough money for the tranvestite he picked up on the street (s)he performed the patented tenessee testicle tickler on him. He wont be able to use his cocksack for weeks.
Husband: Hi, honey, how was your uneventful day watching soap operas while I slaved away at work to pay the bills?
Wife: Not bad, that whore you think I dont know about called saying she couldnt make it tonight and little Johnny ruptured his cocksack when he stuck it in the neighbor's fence again.
Husband: Well what can I say? Like father, like son.
Husband: Hi, honey, how was your uneventful day watching soap operas while I slaved away at work to pay the bills?
Wife: Not bad, that whore you think I dont know about called saying she couldnt make it tonight and little Johnny ruptured his cocksack when he stuck it in the neighbor's fence again.
Husband: Well what can I say? Like father, like son.
by Skidmark McGee January 7, 2011
Get the cocksackmug. not just your normal cockface, one who goes above and beyond the call of "duty" to bring new heights and new meaning to the insult of cockface. Examples include pissing AND vomiting on a friends couch when extremely intoxicated, fucking a friend's sister AND girlfriend within the same relative time period, and flunking out of two separate college's after having been awarded and athletic scholarship twice.
Dude 1: So you were pretty wasted last night?
Cockface McSmellass: Yup, pissed and vomited all over myself and Mike's couch.
Dude 1: Truly a Cockface McSmellass.
Yo dude you mind if I bang your sister??
Sorry man Cockface McSmellass over there already beat you to it.
Cockface McSmellass is at it again folks.
Cockface McSmellass: Yup, pissed and vomited all over myself and Mike's couch.
Dude 1: Truly a Cockface McSmellass.
Yo dude you mind if I bang your sister??
Sorry man Cockface McSmellass over there already beat you to it.
Cockface McSmellass is at it again folks.
by Skidmark McGee March 14, 2007
Get the Cockface McSmellassmug. perhaps the worst franchise in the NFL next to the Raiders, Lions or Cardinals. A team with a dedication to losing that is almost mind boggling, even when the
team makes the right move in signing a good player they get hurt, (see Lecharles Bently). The NFL should never have resurrected this franchise, it should have
gone to a better city, like Las Vegas or San Antonio. GO STEELERS !!
team makes the right move in signing a good player they get hurt, (see Lecharles Bently). The NFL should never have resurrected this franchise, it should have
gone to a better city, like Las Vegas or San Antonio. GO STEELERS !!
Guy 1: Hey I got tickets to the Browns game, wana go?
Guy 2: Nah I am gonna sneak into the zoo and try to hand feed the polar bears.
Guy 1: Wow thats alot better then watching the Browns blow another one, can I come?
Guy 2: Sure but make sure you tie the food to your body,
Guy 1: Alright! This is gonna be great!
Gee what a surprise the Cleveland Browns lost again to the Steelers, what is the 6th time in a row? How is that a rivalry?
Cleveland Steamer was originated in Cleveland because Browns fans had to come up with something to release the stress of ALWAYS losing.
Publish this.
Guy 2: Nah I am gonna sneak into the zoo and try to hand feed the polar bears.
Guy 1: Wow thats alot better then watching the Browns blow another one, can I come?
Guy 2: Sure but make sure you tie the food to your body,
Guy 1: Alright! This is gonna be great!
Gee what a surprise the Cleveland Browns lost again to the Steelers, what is the 6th time in a row? How is that a rivalry?
Cleveland Steamer was originated in Cleveland because Browns fans had to come up with something to release the stress of ALWAYS losing.
Publish this.
by Skidmark McGee March 14, 2007
Get the Cleveland Brownsmug. the true political party for the United States of America. This political party takes the interests of real Americans (not illegal immigrants) and does its best to protect and preserve individual rights and the constitution of United States. This political party is made for those Americans who give something back to America and American values, such as hard honest work, and taking responsibility for your own actions.
If you dont believe in such things as "the best man for the job gets it regardless of race, color or creed" or having kids without taking responsibility for them then this isnt the political party for you.
Say what you want about George Bush, but he certainly didnt raise the national debt into the trillions less then 1 year into his Presidency.
Special Note: If you are a terrorist then you certainly dont like or belong to the Republican Party.
If you dont believe in such things as "the best man for the job gets it regardless of race, color or creed" or having kids without taking responsibility for them then this isnt the political party for you.
Say what you want about George Bush, but he certainly didnt raise the national debt into the trillions less then 1 year into his Presidency.
Special Note: If you are a terrorist then you certainly dont like or belong to the Republican Party.
Idiot Liberal: That Rep. Wilson is a jerk for what he did.
Republican Party: While it was in bad taste, you do know Obamacare didnt have any provisions excluding healthcare for illegal immigrants until he said something right?
Idiot Liberal: Oh,...the media never reported that.
Republican: Wow you mean the liberal media didnt report that?!? There is a huge surprise.
Nancy Pelosi: We need to give more back to charities and shelter the homeless. Follow my example, why last year I gave over $100,000 to charity.
Republican: Your family's net worth is almost $50 Million, thats less then half of 1% of it. So if I give $500 we could be considered even right?
Pelosi:.........
Dennis Kucinich: Abolish the death penalty.
Republican: Has any member of your family been raped or murdered?
Kucinich: Of course not, we dont live around poor people or in a poor neighborhood.
Republican: So you have no idea what its like to have that happen to you?
Kucinich: Nope
Republican: How you got elected I will never know.
Republican Party: While it was in bad taste, you do know Obamacare didnt have any provisions excluding healthcare for illegal immigrants until he said something right?
Idiot Liberal: Oh,...the media never reported that.
Republican: Wow you mean the liberal media didnt report that?!? There is a huge surprise.
Nancy Pelosi: We need to give more back to charities and shelter the homeless. Follow my example, why last year I gave over $100,000 to charity.
Republican: Your family's net worth is almost $50 Million, thats less then half of 1% of it. So if I give $500 we could be considered even right?
Pelosi:.........
Dennis Kucinich: Abolish the death penalty.
Republican: Has any member of your family been raped or murdered?
Kucinich: Of course not, we dont live around poor people or in a poor neighborhood.
Republican: So you have no idea what its like to have that happen to you?
Kucinich: Nope
Republican: How you got elected I will never know.
by Skidmark McGee October 1, 2009
Get the Republican Partymug. a very rare marine creature that instead of 8 long tenticles has 8 long cocks, each more than capable of performing in a variety of sexual situations.
This creature was labeled as extinct in the late 20th Century, but scientists have routinely observed it in it's natural habitat. Google it up, preferably while at work and with your supervisor(s)looking on, (it will show them how smart you are).
This creature was labeled as extinct in the late 20th Century, but scientists have routinely observed it in it's natural habitat. Google it up, preferably while at work and with your supervisor(s)looking on, (it will show them how smart you are).
The cocktapus awoke this morning to find it almost drowned overnight in a sea of gism due to 8 consecutive wet dreams.
I brought my pet cocktapus into my urologist's office the other day and he passed out when he saw it.
What the hell?? Seriously what the hell is this???
I brought my pet cocktapus into my urologist's office the other day and he passed out when he saw it.
What the hell?? Seriously what the hell is this???
by Skidmark McGee March 10, 2007
Get the cocktapusmug. something men feel that they need in their life, of course this is a mistake, men need food, water, shelter, not "girlfriend". when you do something wrong "girlfriend"
will be sure to remind you. "girlfriend" also makes sure to point out all the things "girlfriend" doesnt like (friends, sports, etc), things you dont do that "girlfriend" is
used to and emphasizing all that "girlfriend" does for you, amazingly all this is done while giving men the feeling that "girlfriend" puts up with alot more then
"girlfriends" friend's do.
"Girlfriend" also assumes men have endless supply of money.
will be sure to remind you. "girlfriend" also makes sure to point out all the things "girlfriend" doesnt like (friends, sports, etc), things you dont do that "girlfriend" is
used to and emphasizing all that "girlfriend" does for you, amazingly all this is done while giving men the feeling that "girlfriend" puts up with alot more then
"girlfriends" friend's do.
"Girlfriend" also assumes men have endless supply of money.
Girlfriend: I wana go *insert name of stupid place here* !! Remember I went to that dumb movie with you last week.
Guy: Ok fine let's go. (thats funny I remember picking her up and paying for the tickets to the movie last week, I could have just gone with the guys and saved
money)
Girlfriend: I cant believe you did that, Diana's boyfriend never did anything like that to her !!
Guy: What did I do wrong??
Girlfriend: If you dont know I am not gonna tell you.
Guy: Please tell me whats wrong (how will I know if she doesnt tell me?)
Girlfriend: Nothing.
Guy: Just tell me.
Girlfriend: Nothing is wrong.
*Cycle repeats about a hundred times over*
Guy: Ok fine let's go. (thats funny I remember picking her up and paying for the tickets to the movie last week, I could have just gone with the guys and saved
money)
Girlfriend: I cant believe you did that, Diana's boyfriend never did anything like that to her !!
Guy: What did I do wrong??
Girlfriend: If you dont know I am not gonna tell you.
Guy: Please tell me whats wrong (how will I know if she doesnt tell me?)
Girlfriend: Nothing.
Guy: Just tell me.
Girlfriend: Nothing is wrong.
*Cycle repeats about a hundred times over*
by Skidmark McGee February 16, 2007
Get the Girlfriendmug. the basic definition for being "that guy" is to just be as annoying as humanly possible at any and all types of social functions, and annoying in many different ways,
examples can include drinking too much and pissing your pants/vomiting, hitting on girls that are most def not interested in you, telling ridiculous stories that are
obvious lies, and many other crazy ridiculous things. You most definitely do not want to become "that guy".
examples can include drinking too much and pissing your pants/vomiting, hitting on girls that are most def not interested in you, telling ridiculous stories that are
obvious lies, and many other crazy ridiculous things. You most definitely do not want to become "that guy".
Guy 1: Not bad in here tonight (in a bar/club).
Guy 2: Yeh, good amount of women in here, and the drink specials actually drinks we can enjoy.
Guy 3: Dude I def have my eyes on that hottie over there (points)
"That Guy": Yo, wazzup guys (annoying prolonged wazzup) this is my 4th shot and I already had 5 beers also!
Guy 1: Wow I dont care how much I have to drink, why would I care about how much you have??
Guy 2: Yeh you really are "That guy".
Guy 1 & 3: Yeh seriously, get lost you loser.
"That Guy": Sorry guys, I wont bother you again.
"That Guy": (Shouting as loud as he can to be heard over music at house party) Alright I am leaving to go to (insert crappy bar name here)!
Rest of Party: Alright later, (thinking thank the good lord he is leaving)
"That Guy": (Still shouting but music shuts off to start another song) Gonna try and get laid !!
Rest of Party: HAHAHAHA, yeh good luck man, LOSER!
"That Guy": (out in his car thinking) Wow, I really am that guy.
Guy 2: Yeh, good amount of women in here, and the drink specials actually drinks we can enjoy.
Guy 3: Dude I def have my eyes on that hottie over there (points)
"That Guy": Yo, wazzup guys (annoying prolonged wazzup) this is my 4th shot and I already had 5 beers also!
Guy 1: Wow I dont care how much I have to drink, why would I care about how much you have??
Guy 2: Yeh you really are "That guy".
Guy 1 & 3: Yeh seriously, get lost you loser.
"That Guy": Sorry guys, I wont bother you again.
"That Guy": (Shouting as loud as he can to be heard over music at house party) Alright I am leaving to go to (insert crappy bar name here)!
Rest of Party: Alright later, (thinking thank the good lord he is leaving)
"That Guy": (Still shouting but music shuts off to start another song) Gonna try and get laid !!
Rest of Party: HAHAHAHA, yeh good luck man, LOSER!
"That Guy": (out in his car thinking) Wow, I really am that guy.
by Skidmark McGee February 8, 2007
Get the "That guy"mug.