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a place dedicated to jewish people such as a museum with a lot of history on ancient or modern day jews or maybe just a large gathering of jews in a small area.
- I went to this jewseum thing yestarday.

- was it fun?

- No they just bitched about being kicked out of jerusalem by some retards.

- That does sound boring.

- I know right!!!
by Skeeter~Bob October 30, 2010
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When two men (most likely) put each other's shit into one anothers asshole,like an alabama hot pocket.... disgusting yes, funny, maybe a little.
"I was told Tim and Clark did a (San Francisco Microwave) last night."

"Well honey, eww, and I'm a straight man I don't care for gross woman gossip."

"You should be more nice to me on my birth day!"

"It is!?!?!"

"Yes!"

"Well how about you give me one and laugh and well, not divorce me."

"YAY!"

"(sigh)."
by Skeeter~Bob January 20, 2011
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