Definitions by Sjé vakt

Kolbrún 

1789 an orange flew across the heavens and landed in, what is now, known as South East Bangladesh. That orange is called Kolla. With the help of a hairless baboon and some racist salmon, she travelled Eurasia searching for meaning. She didn't find it.

I can't believe Kolbrún is an orange.

Kolbrún by Sjé vakt December 11, 2018

Sjöfn 

A no nonsense, badass boss. Sometimes called "the dragon in the north". Has a huge capacity for love, but is known for her legendary temper.

Her motto: You don't have to taste it to smell it.

The saying goes: "feed your children enough vegetables at easter, or Sjöfn might just eat them.

Sjöfn by Sjé vakt December 11, 2018