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Smackbitch

You've heard of a crackwhore and a crackslag. Well what are we supposed to say if the ho don't like takin crack for shack and prefers heroin? I've solved all your problems with the introduction of the term smackbitch. Now theres no excuse for being politically incorrect!
That fuckin dirty smackbitch gave me AIDS!
by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
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Crableg

Calling people a crableg is both mature and fun. Play around if you like, you camel ass.
Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Pleetka
Pleetka: Yonnabout Crableg?!
by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
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Shingled inbringle

This is a term modified from the word dingle, which describes people from the filthy town of Barnsley, England (Don't go there!). Everyone from this town is inbred, thus inbringle. They also all have shingles, therefore... Shingled Imbringle! Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Eusebio
Rather than "You dirty dingle bastards"
It is now "You fuckin shingled inbringle!"
by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
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Guddance

A development of the word good. The addition of the "ance" adds more emphasis on the goodness. The "oo" changes to a "u" during this transformation. Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Miklitoris
"Youre life sentence for being a psychopath has been reduced to 5 years"
"Guddance!"
by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
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Banana booit

A term used mainly in football (Soccer, not crappy gridiron) to describe someone who shoots like they have a banana on the end of their leg than a foot. The booit part originates from the word boot, but when pronounced in a yorkshire English accent is pronounced (ban-aah-na) boo-it!
Used at hillsboro to describe the shingled inbringle Michael Boulding ploughing a shot into the stand:
"Fuckin banana booit!"
by Sir Toby October 10, 2005
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scrot face

Used to describe wrinkley bald men. Anyone with a bald head and a wrinkley forhead can be described as a scrot face.
Fuck me that guy is a real scrot face!
by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
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the lords prayer

A new Lords prayer for some of you fuckasses out there.

"Your gay, Amen"

Thankyou, Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Shaun
The lords prayer
Priest: "Let us pray... Your gay, amen!"
by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
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