blimping

(v) The act of surfing the internet while taking a shit. Similar in concept to a blumpkin. The proliferation of laptop computers and wireless internet has created a need to define this act, which is growing more commonplace.

fake : hey man whats ^
tang : nothin man just blimping
fake : word dont forget to wipe

by Sir Nicholas III November 04, 2016

Sherpa Pride

Carrying all your groceries in from the car in one trip, without any help

Tom: You want help with those bags?
Nick: Fuck off. Sherpa pride!

by Sir Nicholas III November 04, 2016