Definitions by Sir Ham of the Wallet

Biscuiting

When a female is in a bad mood. When she is inconsolable or otherwise annoyed.

'She ran out of tampons... she's biscuiting'

Biscuiting by Sir Ham of the Wallet July 11, 2023

Patchy Brown 

When the rest of it is shaved but there is still a small brown patch on top. Looks smart. Like a distinguished gentle lady.

You know I like it when there's a lil' bit of hair on it... I like Patchy Brown... a smart lookin' pussy... it's gotta look smart down there don't it?

Patchy Brown by Sir Ham of the Wallet November 19, 2022