Sir Ham of the Wallet's definitions

Patchy Brown

When the rest of it is shaved but there is still a small brown patch on top. Looks smart. Like a distinguished gentle lady.

You know I like it when there's a lil' bit of hair on it... I like Patchy Brown... a smart lookin' pussy... it's gotta look smart down there don't it?

by Sir Ham of the Wallet November 19, 2022

Biscuiting

When a female is in a bad mood. When she is inconsolable or otherwise annoyed.

'She ran out of tampons... she's biscuiting'

by Sir Ham of the Wallet July 11, 2023