cuntan

The type of suntan that only a naked woman can attain.
I spent the day at the nude beach and got a wicked cuntan. Check it out!
by Sir Garence September 02, 2009
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The Tube

(noun)

A state of female sexual arousal wherein the vagina expands and elongates. This is the feminine equivalent of having the horn.
"You shouldn't look at me that way - you'll give me the tube!"
by Sir Garence July 24, 2009
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