9 definitions by Sir Garence

moob tube

An over-tight t-shirt worn by an overweight man.

Jeff had gained several stone since he last wore the t-shirt, and it now clung to his body like a wet sheet draped over mounds of clay.

"Hey man, nice moob tube," commented one of his friends.

by Sir Garence October 22, 2010

cuntan

The type of suntan that only a naked woman can attain.

I spent the day at the nude beach and got a wicked cuntan. Check it out!

by Sir Garence September 2, 2009