Sir Fabsalot's definitions

Lincoln Hawk

To win the love of your son by performing an act of heroism instead of actually raising the boy through childhood and adolescence

"I can win his love, I'll do a Lincoln Hawk and win a vegas Arm Wrestling Contest in his honour!"

by Sir Fabsalot April 23, 2004

bulldog eating yoghurt

The after-effects of pulling out too early during the sensual act of lovemaking.....

Yeah, Shazza made me pull out early and her snooch ended up looking like a bulldog eating yoghurt!

by Sir Fabsalot July 22, 2004

John Grizzly

To describe someone who consumes/eats/swallows objects not meant to be ingested eg: Motor oil, cigarettes and used prophlactics.

After a night out, I am such a John Grizzly, I come home and am so hungry I eat the wax accumulated in my ear!

by Sir Fabsalot April 16, 2006