Definitions by Sir Captain Happy Pants

angry chester 

When you wipe your butt on someone's underwear and then you stick the underwear in your mouth and suck it until it's clean. Must be pearly white underwear or the Angry Chester isn't complete regardless of the starting color or quality of the underwear.

I got an Angry Chester last night and now my underwear is cleaner than ever before. Reminds me, don't share drinking glasses with Mike.

angry chester by Sir Captain Happy Pants March 28, 2016

Mudcap

Mudcap is the act of placing your mouth over an anus to block the flow of explosive diarrhea caused by a night of hard anal sex.

Everytime Willie Mudcaps Frank the stock price of Listerine triples in value.

Mudcap by Sir Captain Happy Pants March 29, 2015

mudcapping

Hard anal sex that results in an eruption or diarrhea that is held back by blocking the anus with your mouth.

Willie and Frank spent all night mudcapping, don't share a water bottle with either of them.

mudcapping by Sir Captain Happy Pants July 2, 2014