Sir Captain Happy Pants's definitions

angry chester

When you wipe your butt on someone's underwear and then you stick the underwear in your mouth and suck it until it's clean. Must be pearly white underwear or the Angry Chester isn't complete regardless of the starting color or quality of the underwear.

I got an Angry Chester last night and now my underwear is cleaner than ever before. Reminds me, don't share drinking glasses with Mike.

by Sir Captain Happy Pants March 28, 2016

mudcapping

Hard anal sex that results in an eruption or diarrhea that is held back by blocking the anus with your mouth.

Willie and Frank spent all night mudcapping, don't share a water bottle with either of them.

by Sir Captain Happy Pants July 2, 2014

Mudcap

Mudcap is the act of placing your mouth over an anus to block the flow of explosive diarrhea caused by a night of hard anal sex.

Everytime Willie Mudcaps Frank the stock price of Listerine triples in value.

by Sir Captain Happy Pants March 29, 2015