Definitions by Sir Beardsley

Beanie-Baby 

The first shit taken after eating a big bowl of Chili...

Mmmm that chili was good. I gotta go take a beanie-baby!

Beanie-Baby by Sir Beardsley September 27, 2021

Bean Dipping 

Either your man’s sampling the neighbor or some animal is bent over licking his balls in front of the whole party.

Your man bean dipping the Mexican girl next door again? Oh hell, check out Paco bean dipping on the couch.

Bean Dipping by Sir Beardsley April 10, 2019

Temperature 

You take a girls temperature by slipping a surprise thumb up her butt, while she’s giving you a blow job.

Things were getting nice and hot, so I took her temperature. She said, “ooh baby, not right there.”

Temperature by Sir Beardsley September 30, 2018