Sir Alex Ferguson's definitions

Milf

Man, I'd LIKE to Fuck. A term that was around in the late 60's and in the 80's slowly became the term Mom/Mother I'd like to Fuck. The original term was evised for both sexes as the term 'Man' was really an exclamation.

Susie: Man, he's one hot Milf.
Jimmy: Shit, Susie, you'r a bit of a milf yerself!

by Sir Alex Ferguson April 29, 2003

Dossilmite

A dossilmite is an insult for someone who is an imbecile.

Little Susie spilled the carton of Soya Milk and her Mum raged: "You stupid Dossilmite!"

by Sir Alex Ferguson April 29, 2003