Definitions by Simon Sanchez

Squortle 

When to women rub their vaginas together. Often difficult to accomplish.

"I watched these two lesbians squortle. Then they gave me a blumpkin and I gave them a frothkin."

"I like it when girls Squortle."

Squortle by Simon Sanchez April 7, 2004

Jifkin 

When a girl squirts a mixture of Jizz and Shit out of her ass after being butt fucked. The mixture should look like and have the consistency of peanut butter, hence Jif.

"I fucked Sheryl in the ass and she pulled a jifkin right on my dick. I bitch slapped her and made her eat it off."

"Jifkins are sick dude."

Jifkin by Simon Sanchez April 6, 2004