Hypnorthosis

A trancelike state, artificially induced, in which a person has a heightened suggestibility regarding the need for foot orthotics.

After visiting a soothsayer in a shopping mall kiosk, that guy won't even go scuba diving without his orthotics. Practitioners of hypnorthosis sometimes take it too far.

by Simian Pachyderm July 27, 2009

Gerbilzinger

Pope Benedict's alias.

"Damn, that Gerbilzinger is involved in another scandal? Sheeeeeeeeeetttt!!"

"That's right dirty dog. One of his archbishops had their ring kissed by Vaya Con Cornholio. Looks like another gerbil got zinged."

by Simian Pachyderm April 25, 2010

ba-jay-jay

A mellifluous name that Oprah Winfrey can popularize for BJJ - Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

"How did you break your finger?"

"Fooling around in ba-jay-jay."

"Some chick snapped your finger when you had it in her va-jay-jay?"

"No idiot. Ba-jay-jay as in BJJ - brazilian jiu jitsu. But it was a chick who snapped it."

by Simian Pachyderm April 08, 2010

Vegestalt Shift

A snap transformation to a vegetarian lifestyle informed by moral considerations. The consumption of animal products is suddenly perceived to be wrong.

After reading Peter Singer, his view of the world changed. It was a vegestalt shift.

by Simian Pachyderm July 25, 2009

Raisin Dieter

Raisin Dieter

Sara Palin's pronunciation of "raison d'etre".

For some folks in the liberal media, making fun of me seems to be their raisin dieter.

by Simian Pachyderm December 21, 2009

Psychiatryst

It's what you call it when a psychiatrist has an affair with an adult patient in their care.

Any shrink who gets caught banging their patient shouldn't have their license taken away for having a psychiatryst. They should be struck for being such a poor diagnostician.

by Simian Pachyderm July 25, 2009

African Americano

An Americano is a style of coffee. A shot of espresso combined with hot water.

If you take it black, then you're having an African Americano.

To the barrista - "May I have an Americano please?"

"Do you take it with milk sir?"

"Nothing thanks. Just make it an African Americano please."

by Simian Pachyderm July 23, 2009