Bromanian

A male African-Romanian.
"My African-Romanian buddy is coming to town this weekend."

"How is the bromanian anyway?"
by Simian Pachyderm April 25, 2010
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Boston Crabs

A parasitic pubic lice indigenous to the greater Boston area.
"After picking up that clinical research associate at the Red Sox game, I woke up with some fierce itching down there I tell you. What do you think the story is, fire ants?"

"Mate, sounds to me more like a case of Boston crabs".
by Simian Pachyderm January 18, 2010
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Amberdextrous

When a stripper is talented enough to swing both ways on the pole.
Most of those nudy dancers are one-way pole rotators. But that one over there can twirl both ways. I know she's amberdextrous cause I saw her.
by Simian Pachyderm July 23, 2009
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Psychiatryst

It's what you call it when a psychiatrist has an affair with an adult patient in their care.
Any shrink who gets caught banging their patient shouldn't have their license taken away for having a psychiatryst. They should be struck for being such a poor diagnostician.
by Simian Pachyderm July 25, 2009
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Psychexotic

A person who is considered to be both exotic and psychotic. Outside of Thailand it's typically a female.
"That Sudanese girl is quite exotic and more than a bit psychotic."

"Dude man, it's just crazy dealing with psychexotic chicks. It can get pretty messy."
by Simian Pachyderm January 29, 2010
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cunnilingua franca

The act of communicating with a female who speaks a foreign language by using your mouth, lips, and tongue to stimulate her genitals.
"Mr. O'Donaghue, how did you persuade Mme. Ambassador to agree to the terms of the Treaty if she only speaks Swahili and French and no one at the Irish Embassy was available to translate?"

"My cunnilingua franca is not too bad I tell you. Not too bad at all."
by Simian Pachyderm October 27, 2010
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Raisin Dieter

Raisin Dieter

Sara Palin's pronunciation of "raison d'etre".
For some folks in the liberal media, making fun of me seems to be their raisin dieter.
by Simian Pachyderm December 21, 2009
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