A male African-Romanian.
by Simian Pachyderm April 25, 2010

"After picking up that clinical research associate at the Red Sox game, I woke up with some fierce itching down there I tell you. What do you think the story is, fire ants?"
"Mate, sounds to me more like a case of Boston crabs".
"Mate, sounds to me more like a case of Boston crabs".
by Simian Pachyderm January 18, 2010

Most of those nudy dancers are one-way pole rotators. But that one over there can twirl both ways. I know she's amberdextrous cause I saw her.
by Simian Pachyderm July 23, 2009

Any shrink who gets caught banging their patient shouldn't have their license taken away for having a psychiatryst. They should be struck for being such a poor diagnostician.
by Simian Pachyderm July 25, 2009

A person who is considered to be both exotic and psychotic. Outside of Thailand it's typically a female.
"That Sudanese girl is quite exotic and more than a bit psychotic."
"Dude man, it's just crazy dealing with psychexotic chicks. It can get pretty messy."
"Dude man, it's just crazy dealing with psychexotic chicks. It can get pretty messy."
by Simian Pachyderm January 29, 2010

The act of communicating with a female who speaks a foreign language by using your mouth, lips, and tongue to stimulate her genitals.
"Mr. O'Donaghue, how did you persuade Mme. Ambassador to agree to the terms of the Treaty if she only speaks Swahili and French and no one at the Irish Embassy was available to translate?"
"My cunnilingua franca is not too bad I tell you. Not too bad at all."
"My cunnilingua franca is not too bad I tell you. Not too bad at all."
by Simian Pachyderm October 27, 2010

by Simian Pachyderm December 21, 2009
