Any shrink who gets caught banging their patient shouldn't have their license taken away for having a psychiatryst. They should be struck for being such a poor diagnostician.
by Simian Pachyderm July 25, 2009
A snap transformation to a vegetarian lifestyle informed by moral considerations. The consumption of animal products is suddenly perceived to be wrong.
by Simian Pachyderm July 25, 2009
by Simian Pachyderm December 21, 2009
A person who is considered to be both exotic and psychotic. Outside of Thailand it's typically a female.
"That Sudanese girl is quite exotic and more than a bit psychotic."
"Dude man, it's just crazy dealing with psychexotic chicks. It can get pretty messy."
"Dude man, it's just crazy dealing with psychexotic chicks. It can get pretty messy."
by Simian Pachyderm January 30, 2010
The date rape drug cocktail women use on unsuspecting men.
It's a portmanteau from viagra and roofie.
It's a portmanteau from viagra and roofie.
The toxicology report came back positive. The victim was viagroofied. Next step is to file criminal charges against the offending women.
by Simian Pachyderm July 24, 2009
"Damn, that Gerbilzinger is involved in another scandal? Sheeeeeeeeeetttt!!"
"That's right dirty dog. One of his archbishops had their ring kissed by Vaya Con Cornholio. Looks like another gerbil got zinged."
"That's right dirty dog. One of his archbishops had their ring kissed by Vaya Con Cornholio. Looks like another gerbil got zinged."
by Simian Pachyderm April 25, 2010
"How did you break your finger?"
"Fooling around in ba-jay-jay."
"Some chick snapped your finger when you had it in her va-jay-jay?"
"No idiot. Ba-jay-jay as in BJJ - brazilian jiu jitsu. But it was a chick who snapped it."
"Fooling around in ba-jay-jay."
"Some chick snapped your finger when you had it in her va-jay-jay?"
"No idiot. Ba-jay-jay as in BJJ - brazilian jiu jitsu. But it was a chick who snapped it."
by Simian Pachyderm April 08, 2010