Simian Pachyderm's definitions

Gerbilzinger

Pope Benedict's alias.

"Damn, that Gerbilzinger is involved in another scandal? Sheeeeeeeeeetttt!!"

"That's right dirty dog. One of his archbishops had their ring kissed by Vaya Con Cornholio. Looks like another gerbil got zinged."

by Simian Pachyderm April 25, 2010

Amberdextrous

When a stripper is talented enough to swing both ways on the pole.

Most of those nudy dancers are one-way pole rotators. But that one over there can twirl both ways. I know she's amberdextrous cause I saw her.

by Simian Pachyderm July 23, 2009

Bromanian

A male African-Romanian.

"My African-Romanian buddy is coming to town this weekend."

"How is the bromanian anyway?"

by Simian Pachyderm April 25, 2010

Oxyconstipated

Constipation induced by oxycontin.

"Get outta there butt sludge, I need to use the toilet. You've been in there all nite you hillbilly heroine-popping degenerate."

"You should go use the bathroom in the lobby of the Four Seasons or something since I'm not going anywhere fast. I make no apologies sir for I am oxyconstipated."

by Simian Pachyderm January 18, 2010

Boston Crabs

A parasitic pubic lice indigenous to the greater Boston area.

"After picking up that clinical research associate at the Red Sox game, I woke up with some fierce itching down there I tell you. What do you think the story is, fire ants?"

"Mate, sounds to me more like a case of Boston crabs".

by Simian Pachyderm January 18, 2010

ba-jay-jay

A mellifluous name that Oprah Winfrey can popularize for BJJ - Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

"How did you break your finger?"

"Fooling around in ba-jay-jay."

"Some chick snapped your finger when you had it in her va-jay-jay?"

"No idiot. Ba-jay-jay as in BJJ - brazilian jiu jitsu. But it was a chick who snapped it."

by Simian Pachyderm April 7, 2010

Newmeatmarket

Gentlemanly moniker for the town of Newmarket, Ontario.

"The boys from Ireland are arriving tonite. I'd like to line up some birds for them that won't waste their time if you know what I mean. Any thoughts?"

"Sure mate, get a white panel carpeted van and do a run to Newmeatmarket. You'll be sorted in no time."

by Simian Pachyderm January 27, 2010