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When you slap your meat rod like it's a cheap hooker. Usually done when tender love isn't enough anymore.
Dang man...Dude was pump slapping his sausage rocket last night...Sounded like it was gonna come through the wall and end up calling 911.
by Silky Rad February 15, 2017
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The hot towel used to clean up the back of your partner after pulling out of her and ejaculating all over her back.
Dave, how was your night?
Man, we had a great time, I even pulled out just in time and came all over her back and had to use a Hooksett Napkin to clean her up.
by Silky Rad August 4, 2020
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