Planetary Quarantine

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by Sickomonster July 14, 2021
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Hans

Hans is a good guy who loooves his gadgets and toys. He has the best TV. A VR head set. An arcade racing chair but at home. Nice camera. Nice haircut. 2 cool cats. Hot wife. He takes great pride in what he has built for himself
Hans is so cool you almost forget he’s from Florida
by Sickomonster October 07, 2023
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nussy

A new hole, a new frontier.

Nasal swabs fit easily. Can’t fit the obvious in there ... unless? 🤔
Bored of bussy? Try some nussy
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average sick Joe

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.
Well, I’m better off than the average sick Joe.
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badunkadunk trunk

a tree with a thic ass and bark
Damn look at that badunkadunk trunk on the Quercus robur!!!
by Sickomonster February 11, 2021
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gymn

Hymn (noun): a religious song or poem of praise to God or a god.

In contrast, a gymn is a song you workout to, but at muscle church, AKA a gym. The gymn is in praise of YOU (yes you ya sexy thing) and how hot you’re going to look after all those reps.
These gymns never fail to pump me up.
by Sickomonster April 25, 2021
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nature crouch

When you crouch in the wild to take a picture with your phone of a beautiful specimen. Or maybe there’s no phone in sight, and you’re coming in for a closer look.

Compare it to its evil twin: the computer crouch, otherwise known as ‘desk posture.’
I’m nature crouching. Cant you see this sexy flower? Damn. Don’t disturb me
by Sickomonster January 06, 2021
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