Definitions by Shylock Cohen

dissibblerwobbler 

A very fat disabled person.

"Look at that minging dissibblerwobbler!"

dissibblerwobbler by Shylock Cohen September 9, 2003

crab paste 

What Mel B's muff smells of, according to the Bo'Selecta sketches.

"Oooooh! Crab paste!"

crab paste by Shylock Cohen September 9, 2003

ahh kez 

Actually Kes, as in the 1970 British film 'Kes', you twunt.

"Piss off ahh Kes! Go an' play int' traffic"

ahh kez by Shylock Cohen September 9, 2003