Shylock Cohen's definitions

dissibblerwobbler

A very fat disabled person.

"Look at that minging dissibblerwobbler!"

by Shylock Cohen September 9, 2003

crab paste

What Mel B's muff smells of, according to the Bo'Selecta sketches.

"Oooooh! Crab paste!"

by Shylock Cohen September 9, 2003

ahh kez

Actually Kes, as in the 1970 British film 'Kes', you twunt.

"Piss off ahh Kes! Go an' play int' traffic"

by Shylock Cohen September 9, 2003