Turtle Tracks

Turtle tracks are when a chick with exceptionally long meat curtains, a.k.a pussy lips walks on the beach in sand dragging her meat curtains leaving a trail like a turtle does, one would call that turtle tracks!
Sara wanted to take a break from all her promiscuity and take a walk on the beach. Little did she know she was leaving turtle tracks in the sand for all her guy friends to follow.
by Shucky Kunt February 11, 2019
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junk jaw

Junk jaw is a woman that has a guys penis and testicles in her mouth all the time. Its almost like a full time job, you can tell if a woman has junk jaw by the stretch marks around her mouth, its a dead give away!
The doctor told Trixi if she didn't stop sucking her boyfriends genitals she would end up choking on his pubic hair and for sure end up with a terrible case of junk jaw.
by Shucky Kunt September 01, 2017
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fag bait bitch

Fag bait bitch is something or someone you call when something doesn't go the way you want it like getting a flat tire, breaking a crystal glass, being late for a meeting OR someone does something annoying to you repeatedly and calling them an asshole just isn't enough!
Deneá was running late for her gynaecologist appointment , and her tire blew out in heavy traffic. Nobody would let her over to the shoulder and her temper was starting to consume her, she yelled in frustration , "FAG BAIT BITCH!"
by Shucky Kunt July 25, 2017
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blistering bag bitch

When you give your money to a friend to buy dope and they end up doing almost all of it and give you a minuet amount to tease you and leaves you with the wants. They are then called "A Blistering Bag Bitch!"
"Hey Duane where's the bag of dope I gave you money for?" "You did it all? " "Is this all that's left? " "You are such a Blistering Bag Bitch!
by Shucky Kunt June 26, 2017
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