Shrektum's definitions

cool_turtle.gif

Predecessor of cool_rat.gif, this is a gif involving a man somehow capable of fitting his flaccid penis inside of a live turtle, he then proceeds to have forced intercourse with the poor thing as it struggles to get away.

I caught Ethan fucking the turtle again while he was watching cool_turtle.gif on the family laptop!

by Shrektum February 3, 2021

cool_rat.gif

A popular gif circulating the internet portraying an overweight man having forced intercourse with a hopefully dead rat.

Bro, did Jimmy send you cool_rat.gif yet? I've masturbated to that shit at least 5 times today!

by Shrektum February 2, 2021

Poppity

A term describing someone that regularly goes into Minecraft to fantasize about shoving Poppy flowers in their ass while they masturbate.

Can we just get Poppity out of our Minecraft SMP, it's really creeping me out!

by Shrektum December 13, 2021