Definitions by Short penis

Shitfart

When you try so hard to shit during constipation that you fucking rip one as you’re shitting

I shitfarted because of the amount of bread i ate

Shitfart by Short penis October 18, 2019

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When you slap honey all over your cock then let bees give you the blowjob, because you’re too isolated to get a real girlfriend

Person 1: what did you do over the weekend
Person 2: i had some honeysuckle

Person 1: nice

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