Definitions by Short Bus Sean

ma'amsplaining 

Counterpoint to mansplaining. When a woman explains something to a man as if he were her special needs child. Usually done in a condescending and demeaning manner.

Thanks for ma'amsplaining to me on how to properly stock a shelf, Angela, but I've been working in the auto parts business for 15 years.

ma'amsplaining by Short Bus Sean March 17, 2019

Participation Trophy Wife 

The woman that you settled on marrying because you thought that no one else would have you.

My participation trophy wife is much better-off for having left me.

Participation Trophy Wife by Short Bus Sean November 24, 2016