Short Bus Sean's definitions

Participation Trophy Wife

The woman that you settled on marrying because you thought that no one else would have you.

My participation trophy wife is much better-off for having left me.

by Short Bus Sean November 24, 2016

ma'amsplaining

Counterpoint to mansplaining. When a woman explains something to a man as if he were her special needs child. Usually done in a condescending and demeaning manner.

Thanks for ma'amsplaining to me on how to properly stock a shelf, Angela, but I've been working in the auto parts business for 15 years.

by Short Bus Sean March 17, 2019