Definitions by Shoot The Five

Papa Dick Shock 

The shock a young, prepubescent boy experiences when he sees his father's penis for the first time. "Why is it so big and harry?" Papa Dick Shock is a necessary rite of passage for a young boy. Optimal Dick-shock ages: 5-9

Rupert: Oh my god Kevin, you shoulda seen my dad's wanker the other day! It was huuge compared to my mike and Ike, and there'a a forest around it!!

Kevin: Rupert, you dumbass, it took you this long to go through Papa Dick Shock?

Papa Dick Shock by Shoot The Five November 8, 2016

Hiccup Dickup 

the act of squeezing your core muscles to raise your erect penis while simultaneously hiccuping

Oh, man, do you have the hiccups? Nah, worse, I got the hiccup dickups.

Hiccup Dickup by Shoot The Five April 16, 2015