Clam clacker

Act of female genitalia making a distinct clacking noise while running due to over use of vaginal cavity.

Clam clacker
As that woman of loose virtue ran, I could hear her clam a clacking.

Release the clackin!

by Shoein machine sheen March 07, 2017

slack serpent

Euphemism for a well dressed, well hung, gentleman's genitalia

"That dapper man, gets all of the ladies due to the bulge his slack serpent creates"

by Shoein machine sheen March 06, 2017