Shoein machine sheen's definitions

slack serpent

Euphemism for a well dressed, well hung, gentleman's genitalia

"That dapper man, gets all of the ladies due to the bulge his slack serpent creates"

by Shoein machine sheen March 6, 2017

Clam clacker

Act of female genitalia making a distinct clacking noise while running due to over use of vaginal cavity.

Clam clacker
As that woman of loose virtue ran, I could hear her clam a clacking.

Release the clackin!

by Shoein machine sheen March 6, 2017