2 definitions by Shlong McLong

Nic

Man with a massive shlong and extremely athletic but wants to die

God I wish I was a Nic he hand his shlong.

by Shlong McLong May 17, 2018

Nic

Nics are men with girthy magic Johnson’s walking around with there woman trying to kill themselves when no one is looking. Tends to masturbate even when his grandmother is in the next room, and busts in extreme shame. He plays many sports but really acts humble when he dicks on others.

Nics are men with girthy magic Johnson’s walking around with there woman trying to kill themselves when no one is looking. Tends to masturbate even when his grandmother is in the next room, and busts in extreme shame. He plays many sports but really acts humble when he dicks on others. #bigdickniggabitch

by Shlong McLong May 17, 2018