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Definitions by Shlong McLong

Man with a massive shlong and extremely athletic but wants to die
God I wish I was a Nic he hand his shlong.
Nic by Shlong McLong June 6, 2018
Nics are men with girthy magic Johnson’s walking around with there woman trying to kill themselves when no one is looking. Tends to masturbate even when his grandmother is in the next room, and busts in extreme shame. He plays many sports but really acts humble when he dicks on others.
Nics are men with girthy magic Johnson’s walking around with there woman trying to kill themselves when no one is looking. Tends to masturbate even when his grandmother is in the next room, and busts in extreme shame. He plays many sports but really acts humble when he dicks on others. #bigdickniggabitch
Nic by Shlong McLong June 6, 2018