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A very kinky, very sexy and extremely patriotic sex act that you should be proud of achieving if you pull it off, man or woman. See American Pounding.
by SHITCOCK March 12, 2015
Get the Patriot Actmug. 1. The elected ruler of a Mediaeval Italian Merchant Republic.
2. A meme portraying a bewildered/drugged Shiba Inu dog presumably expressing its train of thought in words. As it often happens, it was funny, or at least bearable, for a time inversely proportional to the time it has been overused, poorly used, and/or gratingly annoying and sucky. It has been out couple of years now.
3. A profile picture on YouTube, Facebook, and countless other sites featuring such option, that unmistakenly signals a stupid child on the loose, much like Minecraft profile pictures.
2. A meme portraying a bewildered/drugged Shiba Inu dog presumably expressing its train of thought in words. As it often happens, it was funny, or at least bearable, for a time inversely proportional to the time it has been overused, poorly used, and/or gratingly annoying and sucky. It has been out couple of years now.
3. A profile picture on YouTube, Facebook, and countless other sites featuring such option, that unmistakenly signals a stupid child on the loose, much like Minecraft profile pictures.
1. Otto Orseolo ruled as Doge of the city-state of Venice from 1009 to his arrest, shaving and banishment to Constantinople in 1026.
2. So lord
very merchant
wow
much nepotism
wow
3. OMGZ I LUVZZZ MIENCRAFT SO MUCH SANIC RULZ BTW BURN IN HELL PEWDIEPIE H8RS U N00B FAGGOTS SHE MY BF
2. So lord
very merchant
wow
much nepotism
wow
3. OMGZ I LUVZZZ MIENCRAFT SO MUCH SANIC RULZ BTW BURN IN HELL PEWDIEPIE H8RS U N00B FAGGOTS SHE MY BF
by SHITCOCK March 11, 2015
Get the Dogemug. To clear things up, there is a major difference between a jock and athletes. Jocks tend to abuse their popularity, while the athletes don't really mind who they talk to or hang out with.
Signs of a jock: Rude, arrogant, stupid, beats up people, dates only cheerleaders and hangs around other jocks
Signs of a true athlete: Love their sport, try to stay down-to-earth (a little arrogance is expected), hang out with whoever they want, date whoever they want, might beat people up but that doesn't mean it was uncalled for.
Signs of a true athlete: Love their sport, try to stay down-to-earth (a little arrogance is expected), hang out with whoever they want, date whoever they want, might beat people up but that doesn't mean it was uncalled for.
by Shitcock June 6, 2004
Get the Jockmug.