10 definitions by Shitcock

High-waisted panties, specially those so high-waisted as to cover the bellybutton at the front, and look even more weird as shit for our sober modern standards from the back, as if the wearer had a great problem letting even the smallest amount of fart to ever leave her, hence the name.
Gordon: Hey Chad, how was your sexy time with that hot chick last night?

Chad: She was wearing fucking fartcatchers! My boner withered as quickly as I kicked that bitch out of the room!

Gordon: So gay. Bad choice of underwear tho
by Shitcock February 9, 2013
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1. The elected ruler of a Mediaeval Italian Merchant Republic.

2. A meme portraying a bewildered/drugged Shiba Inu dog presumably expressing its train of thought in words. As it often happens, it was funny, or at least bearable, for a time inversely proportional to the time it has been overused, poorly used, and/or gratingly annoying and sucky. It has been out couple of years now.

3. A profile picture on YouTube, Facebook, and countless other sites featuring such option, that unmistakenly signals a stupid child on the loose, much like Minecraft profile pictures.
1. Otto Orseolo ruled as Doge of the city-state of Venice from 1009 to his arrest, shaving and banishment to Constantinople in 1026.

2. So lord

very merchant

wow

much nepotism

wow

3. OMGZ I LUVZZZ MIENCRAFT SO MUCH SANIC RULZ BTW BURN IN HELL PEWDIEPIE H8RS U N00B FAGGOTS SHE MY BF
by Shitcock March 12, 2015
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to be proven wrong. to realize what you said was either wrong or incredible idiotic.
boozle!!(present-tense)
BOOZLED BITCH!!(past-tense)
by Shitcock January 12, 2005
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