Definitions by Shimsham

Go Stopper 

A person whose mission in life is to get in the way. To halt forward progress. An obstacle thrower.

I would have been here on time, but I got stuck behind a Go Stopper who was doing 50 mph in the fast lane.

Go Stopper by ShimSham October 12, 2018

Time capsuling 

Time capsuling is talking or teaching someone younger about the past.

I was playing a standup Pac-Man game and got the high score, I did some time capsuling with my kid how to plug high score initials in.

Time capsuling by ShimSham September 16, 2018

horizontally dropped 

Breaking a cellular phone by throwing it.

I will be out of contact for a while, my phone was horizontally dropped.

horizontally dropped by ShimSham May 14, 2017

Legit Park 

Parking your shopping cart on the side of the aisle in the grocery store so people can get by, unlike Foul Park which is in the middle of the aisle.

Mary is so considerate of others she always Legit Parks at the grocery store

Legit Park by ShimSham January 26, 2014

Gitt 

Turkish word for leaving... taking a hike.
Rather used as slang in Stockholm.

I'm gittin' home!

Gitt man!

Gitt by Shimsham October 1, 2007