Shep Pettibone's definitions

tinfoil hat

Propoganda designed to cover up a massive government conspiracy. Begining in the late 1970's, the United States government tried to cover up its radio-wave thought-control program by circulating a false rumor that people could shield their minds from government intrusion by wearing a tinfoil hat. In truth, a tinfoil hat only improves reception and makes it easier for the government to read your mind. Speak truth to power!

Take off that tinfoil hat, you fool, the black helicopters are coming!

by Shep Pettibone May 24, 2009

Big Muskie Bucket

Central Ohio slang for a fucked up situation. Known as a clusterfuck in most other parts of the country.

"My pregnant girlfriend is in labor and my car just ran out of gas. This is one Big Muskie Bucket."

by Shep Pettibone June 17, 2008