Definitions by Sheldonia

Fumming 

Jerking your flaccid cock so quickly that you blow your load before you even get hard.

Guy 1- Dude I need to release some tension
Guy 2- But we need to be out the door in 2 minutes, we don’t have time?!
Guy 1- Hold my drink and watch this
(40 seconds later)
Guy 1- IM FUMMING!!!!
Guy 2- DUDE!!!!! 🤜 🤛

Fumming by Sheldonia March 17, 2021

Vinja 

A vampire trained in ninjitsu

Check out Dracula’s spinning tornado kick!!

Yeah he’s a green belt vinja!!!

Vinja by Sheldonia March 17, 2021

Cogs 

When a domestic house cat is crossbred with a dog.

Tabby got her freak on with Rex and now we have a litter of cogs.

Cogs by Sheldonia March 17, 2021

Chindian 

When you fancy a curry or a Chinese but can’t make your mind up about which takeaway to order so you order both.

I really fancy a chicken vindaloo and a beef chow mein with some prawn crackers and vegetable samosa- let’s order a Chindian

Chindian by Sheldonia March 17, 2021