Definitions by Shblorbgorp
shgorp
The act of receiving gentinal sensations (usually in the form of oral actions) from small animals by applying peanut butter to your genitalia. While this could be confused with beastiality this is completely moral and the small animals usually come to YOU.
shgorp by Shblorbgorp December 22, 2024
Shblorb
To shblorb is the act of digging up a dead body with 1-2 people and removing a random bone. With that bone one person puts the bone in the other persons anus while it happens to them simultaneously. This will usually go on for a few hours to complete the shblorb ceremony. What the participants choose to do afterwords is of their own minds. Similar to gorping, which also involves members of the deceased, this act has certain risk to it. To shblorb is something you can do only every Tuesday of every 3rd month.
Shblorb by Shblorbgorp December 22, 2024