Shawn Sager's definitions

Dustin Diamond

A sexual act performed by shaving the female specimans hair off then proceeding to jaz'm (see definition) onto her freshly shaved scalp, coating the entire skull. Next, you squat a spot over top of her gleaming dome and proceed to shave your rancid pubic hair onto her head, sprinkling in such a fashion that is resembles a Dustin Diamond aka. Screech's hairstyle.

"Dude, Rolo Tony's girlfriend actually asked me to give her a Dustin Diamond. I couldn't refuse."

by Shawn Sager August 12, 2008

Jazm

To release copious amount of semen during ejaculation onto ones body

"Dude, I totally Jazm'd on Cindy's grill Saturday night, she could barely see!"

by Shawn Sager August 13, 2008