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Definitions by Sharterbaggers

pseudo alpha male 

1. One who is a completely fraudulent alpha male.
2. One who lacks any sort of the real life attributes of an alpha male, while conversely acting like he is one.
3. The first and most substantial commandment in the practice of Cogswellianism.
Friend 1: "Mike is such a complete pseudo alpha male."

Friend 2: "How can you tell?"

Friend 1: "Well, he may try to be domineering, but there's not a single guy I know that fears or even remotely respects him."

Cogswellianism 

A life practice or way of life that is built upon rigorously following the characteristics of a Cogswell.
Friend 1: "I'm thinking about practicing Cogswellianism."

Friend 2: "I don't mean to shatter your hopes... But it's pretty much impossible to be a TRUE Cogswellian."

Friend 1: "For real?

Friend 2: "Yeah man... Last time I heard, there's only a few or possibly even one TRUE Cogswellian."

Friend 3: "If I met that guy, I'd kick his ass"
Cogswellianism by Sharterbaggers January 13, 2008

Cogswellian 

One who rigorously and religiously follows the characteristics of a Cogswell.
Friend 1: "I've tried my best to be a true Cogswellian. I've done everything I could possibly do to meet all the requirements."

Friend 2: "Face it man... You're not meant to be a Cogswell."

Friend 1: "I guess not!"

Friend 3: "Dude, it's not a bad thing. If you truly practiced Cogswellianism, I'd have to most definately kick your ass."
Cogswellian by Sharterbaggers January 13, 2008