poo jube

slang term referring to the cluster of feces that becomes entangled in anal hair due to improper wiping technique. See also: itchy asshole.
Wow, I really need a shower...my poo jubes are so itchy!
by Shart Shittler August 14, 2009
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pisstery

Unexplained urine spots commonly found on bedding, floors or other areas.
When I went into the kitchen this morning I found a big puddle of piss. It's a pisstery!
by Shart Shittler August 14, 2009
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