CLF

Craigslist Flake. A person you decide to meet off of Craiglist that lied about their personal information in order to arrange a meeting or has set up numerous meetings but never shows up.

Markus: I was so horny this weekend I put an ad on Craigslist.

Friend: Anything?

Markus. Nothing but CLFs all weekend. I had more flakes than a box of cereal!

by SharpieMarker May 07, 2009

brexfast

The act of skipping the traditional morning breakfast for oral sex and sixty-nine to mutual orgasm.

There was no time to eat, so we just had brexfast instead. I'm so full right now!

by Sharpiemarker April 29, 2009