Hes a Siiiiiiiii Merchant. Always Siiiiii'ing on his haters even though hes the best. More goal contributions than Messi at the time of posting this. Menace to society and an absolute baller. Don't let him pee before playing soccer or he will shit on you.
by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 18, 2021
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by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 22, 2021
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Guy 1: DID YOU SEE WHO I PACKED???
Guy 2: No who did you pack?
Guy 1: PRIME MOMENTS GIUSEPPE!!!
Guy 2: oh shiii hes the best player in the world
Guy 2: No who did you pack?
Guy 1: PRIME MOMENTS GIUSEPPE!!!
Guy 2: oh shiii hes the best player in the world
by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 17, 2021
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