Definitions by Shaqiri Shaqiri

Jcap 

So very very gay

Jcap is the gayest man alive and chokes more in the playoffs than he does on my cock

Jcap by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 22, 2021

Giuseppe Petralinho 

Always wins the ball back.

Guy 1: Did you hear Giuseppe Petralinho lost his virginity?

Guy 2: Ya but I heard he won it back

Giuseppe Petralinho by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 22, 2021

Ngolo Kante

Ladies and Gentlemen......... It is matchday.

Water covers 70% of the earth. The other 30% is Ngolo Kante

Ngolo Kante won back his virginity

Ngolo Kante by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 22, 2021

Roberto Firmino 

An inside forward/trequartista/inverted full back/sweeper keeper/attacking centre back/libero/bombardier/false nine/makelele role/defensive striker/wingback/pressing forward

Roberto Firmino is An inside forward/trequartista/inverted full back/sweeper keeper/attacking centre back/libero/bombardier/false nine/makelele role/defensive striker/wingback/pressing forward

Roberto Firmino by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 22, 2021

Giuseppe

The single-most greatest and sexiest man alive. Will bang your mom with his 25 foot cock. Gets carded every game eve though he gets all-ball. Liverpool fan. Also is the worlds greatest midfielder. He is a SIIII Merchant. A version of Prime Moments Giuseppe

Guy 1: Giuseppe banged my mom

Guy 2: Giuseppe banged my mom as well

Giuseppe by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 22, 2021

Celetti

The Worlds Greatest Centre Back

Celetti is the worlds greatest centre back but is carried by Giuseppe

Celetti by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 22, 2021

Bebou 

Bebou is the Togolese striker most notably referenced by Prime Moments Giuseppe. Prime Moments Giuseppe used Bebou's RTTF card in FIFA 21. He is a prolific striker.

Bebou is used by Prime Moments Giuseppe

Bebou by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 22, 2021