Shaqiri Shaqiri's definitions

Prime Moments Giuseppe

A sex god, shags woman with his 27 inch peepee. Is the best FIFA player of all time and has a sick team. Also smashes cunts then bangs there mom. Will stuff his nuts down yo throat foo

Guy 1: DID YOU SEE WHO I PACKED???

Guy 2: No who did you pack?

Guy 1: PRIME MOMENTS GIUSEPPE!!!

Guy 2: oh shiii hes the best player in the world

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 17, 2021

Lincetti

The Mighty Lincetti>>>>>>>> Laurent's whole career

Lincetti is the best centre back of all time

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 18, 2021

Jcap

So very very gay

Jcap is the gayest man alive and chokes more in the playoffs than he does on my cock

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 22, 2021

Prime Moments Giuseppe

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Merchant

Prime Moments Giuseppe is a Siiiiiii Merchant

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 18, 2021

Penalty Merchant

Prime Moments Giuseppe is a Penalty Merchant. So is Penaldo and Penandez. They are all examples of penalty merchants.

Prime Moments Giuseppe is a Penalty Merchant

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 18, 2021

Prime Moments Giuseppe

Hes a Siiiiiiiii Merchant. Always Siiiiii'ing on his haters even though hes the best. More goal contributions than Messi at the time of posting this. Menace to society and an absolute baller. Don't let him pee before playing soccer or he will shit on you.

Guy 1: Did you see Prime Moments Giuseppe Siiiiiii yesterday?

Guy 2: Hes such a Siiiiiii Merchant

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 18, 2021

Rizzgod

Joey is a Rizzgod

Deadass

Joey is such a Rizzgod

by Shaqiri Shaqiri June 20, 2022