Giuseppe

The single-most greatest and sexiest man alive. Will bang your mom with his 25 foot cock. Gets carded every game eve though he gets all-ball. Liverpool fan. Also is the worlds greatest midfielder. He is a SIIII Merchant. A version of Prime Moments Giuseppe

Guy 1: Giuseppe banged my mom

Guy 2: Giuseppe banged my mom as well

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 22, 2021

Roberto Firmino

An inside forward/trequartista/inverted full back/sweeper keeper/attacking centre back/libero/bombardier/false nine/makelele role/defensive striker/wingback/pressing forward

Roberto Firmino is An inside forward/trequartista/inverted full back/sweeper keeper/attacking centre back/libero/bombardier/false nine/makelele role/defensive striker/wingback/pressing forward

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 22, 2021

Giuseppe Petralinho

Always wins the ball back.

Guy 1: Did you hear Giuseppe Petralinho lost his virginity?

Guy 2: Ya but I heard he won it back

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 22, 2021

Giuseppe's Pizzaria

Full of the best Pizzas in Woodbridge. Other locations are in Markham and Unionville. Short, but very angry and aggressive.

Giuseppe's Pizzaria is the best in town

by Shaqiri Shaqiri May 09, 2022

Jcap

The most goofy man on planet earth

4-dimensional haircut

person one: Justina gets no damsels Jcap

Persomn two: 4-dimensional haircut lookin ahh

by Shaqiri Shaqiri April 13, 2022

Jcap

So very very gay

Jcap is the gayest man alive and chokes more in the playoffs than he does on my cock

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 22, 2021

Prime Moments Giuseppe

A sex god, shags woman with his 27 inch peepee. Is the best FIFA player of all time and has a sick team. Also smashes cunts then bangs there mom. Will stuff his nuts down yo throat foo

Guy 1: DID YOU SEE WHO I PACKED???

Guy 2: No who did you pack?

Guy 1: PRIME MOMENTS GIUSEPPE!!!

Guy 2: oh shiii hes the best player in the world

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 17, 2021