Shapeless's definitions

motilise

To motivate and mobilise.

My colleague was so dull. I said "Dude, you really need to motilise yourself"

by Shapeless May 23, 2019

catdiator

Likle a radiator, but involves the use of a cat. You plant your feline on the radiator, uit warms up (making it very happy), then you transfer the warmed cat to your lap; reap the benefits, then replace the cat on the radiator. Repeat the cycle as necessary.

I was so cold last night, that I stuck the pusskat on the rad in the front room for 10 mins, and Hey Presto! fully-charged Catdiator! My lap was comfily warm for the rest of the evening.

by Shapeless October 14, 2014

arsie

In the same way as "selfie", an "arsie" is when you take a photo of your own butt.

Hey - that big mirror on your wall lets me get a great arsie!

by Shapeless February 15, 2014

FITH

Fucked In The Head

Hey that guy's opinions were so left field... He is just so FITH!

by Shapeless April 18, 2019

Thundermental

When your brain is under so much stress that you can "hear" bangs and cracks like thunder.

You know, dude, this has been such a tough time, that my brain has sustained thundermental damage.

by Shapeless August 17, 2021

LMAYF

Leave Me Alone You Fucktard

She said to him LMAYF - you hear me? L-M-A-Y-F... and the Fucktard just ran...

by Shapeless April 25, 2013

FOSET

Fuck Off Somewhere Else Then

You're whingeing sylum-seeker, and don't like your acccommodtion? Then FOSET!

by Shapeless August 14, 2023