Definitions by Shannabee

Hygiene 

How close people are willing to stand next to you.

John never brushes his teeth, so a family of cockroaches reside in the crevices of his teeth.

Gene, on the other hand, practises hygiene, therefor serves as a clean, desease free light that shines through John's stink cloud.

Hygiene by Shannabee June 21, 2011