dogstracted

The type of person who is distracted by, and absolutely has to touch every single dog that crosses their path.
Sorry I’m late. I was dogstracted.
by Shakti Power February 04, 2018
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Trumpsomnia

Lack of sleep due to time spent searching the internet for the latest news about Trump, and/or arguing on social media about Trump
I was up all last night with Trumpsomnia, after hearing rumors of a giant floating baby Trump balloon.
by Shakti Power July 14, 2018
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