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This term means a location or place where you can have illegal sex legally. FYI, the term Pornsantren was born out of the general public's disappointment with the massive sexual crimes that occur in Islamic Boarding Schools (Pesantren in Indonesian). Uniquely, such crimes occur (at least) once a week with various models such as Tusbol, Handjob, Blowjob, Footjob, Sex, etc. Sexual harassment in Pornsantren is totally legal. You should try it. If you are on vacation in Indonesia, don't check into a hotel but choose a Pornsantren. In many cases, Pedophiles and Sexual Predators are also born from there. Are you the next?
Pornsantren Staff: Come, let's glorify Pesantren. Bring your children here!
People 1: Look at that! There's someone promoting the pesantren.
People 2: Huh. It's nothing like that, he's just looking for a casting participant for Pornsantren. A new genre for PornHub.
People 1: Look at that! There's someone promoting the pesantren.
People 2: Huh. It's nothing like that, he's just looking for a casting participant for Pornsantren. A new genre for PornHub.
by Shén March 8, 2023
Get the Pornsantren mug.Lebih Bayar is a new method of extracting state money (Corruption) used by the DKI Gabener for the 2017-2024 period. And please note that this action is completely legal in the Yemen Protectorate area a.k.a Jekardah in the period 2017-2022, the time when DKI Jakarta was colonized by the Gabener of Yemen.
A: Governor X caught Corruption.
B: No. That's not good!
C: Gabener Y even Lebih Bayar, he always marks up the budget.
B: That's a clever way of Corrupt!
B: No. That's not good!
C: Gabener Y even Lebih Bayar, he always marks up the budget.
B: That's a clever way of Corrupt!
by Shén March 9, 2023
Get the Lebih Bayar mug.Literally "Not Good" refers to the Governor of DKI Jakarta for the 2017-2022 period. This word is a satire as a form of dissatisfaction with the identity politics he did when campaigning (even human corpse are being politicized) and when he sat in the Governor's seat, Jakarta went on autopilot. During those five years there were no meaningful results of the Gabener's work. Some of them even resulted in the people of DKI losing their lives.
A: Gabener is wasting the budget. Buy glue, overpay, bamboo bastard, and many more.
B: Yes, the governor's proceeds from selling verses and corpses, that's how it is.
B: Yes, the governor's proceeds from selling verses and corpses, that's how it is.
by Shén March 8, 2023
Get the Gabener mug.One of the translations of ngambek is to sulk. However, the word means so much more than that.
Ngambek can also be used to describe someone who is being childish or when a child is throwing a tantrum at you.
Ngambek can also be used to describe someone who is being childish or when a child is throwing a tantrum at you.
Bobby has just broken up with his girlfriend. His dad asked his mom why he is not going out of his room. His mom replied with, “dia lagi (he is) ngambek.”
Dia lagi ngambek in this context means that he is so brokenhearted that he has no will to leave his room.
Bobby just had a fight with his dad because his dad was forcing him to leave his room. Bobby then refused to talk with his dad.
Here, you can also say “Dia lagi ngambek.” However, ngambek in this context means that Bobby is ignoring you because he is pissed at you.
Dia lagi ngambek in this context means that he is so brokenhearted that he has no will to leave his room.
Bobby just had a fight with his dad because his dad was forcing him to leave his room. Bobby then refused to talk with his dad.
Here, you can also say “Dia lagi ngambek.” However, ngambek in this context means that Bobby is ignoring you because he is pissed at you.
by Shén March 8, 2023
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