Definitions by Sgt pussyface

Micro-shit 

When one farts but forgot to wipe beforehand, creating a situation where small amounts of fecal particles are expelled, potentially leaving visible evidence. See also: skidmarks

I was getting a blowjob when I accidentally micro-shitted.

Micro-shit by Sgt pussyface November 11, 2017

vag lobsters 

A term used to describe particularly large and prominent lice of the pubic region on a woman. See also: crabs

"I was about to go down on this girl but then I came up with a mouthful of vag lobsters"

vag lobsters by Sgt pussyface September 8, 2017