microphone diarrhea

a diarrhea-like medical condition in which the sufferer, usually a corrupt incompetent politician, feels the frequent and urgent need to go a nearby microphone or camera for a pathetic little press conference.
lately adam schiff and nancy pelosi seemed to have been suffering from microphone diarrhea
by Sexydimma October 05, 2020
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Technology detox

When a person mysteriously (excluding them being dead or becoming the Little Prince, or other issues related to mental health) 🤔 ends- or suspends to near absolute zero-their soc-med presence.
I need a technology detox, now. A permanent one lasting more than 5-6 hours. Haha.
by Sexydimma October 28, 2023
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A devil's bargain

A situation in which one must choose between the devil and the deep blue sea.
by Sexydimma July 01, 2022
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gáy

( Not to be confused with gay): adj: age and or gender inappropriate, regardless of the person's actual orientation
Boy: Melinda, why are you playing with Lego, I thought only men do that.

Melinda: I just want to be an architect.

Boy: eww, that so gáy.

Melinda: do you have a problem with me being an architect? Are you misogynistic?
by Sexydimma May 27, 2017
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Calgary flame

Don't get into a Calgary flame unless you can handle the emotional side effects of such a relationship
by Sexydimma June 11, 2017
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lol, not exactly

in a question-answer conversation/argument, when the reality is the exact opposite of what is being assumed by the person you are debating with.
boy a) so you had a flash-bang with your girlfriend and now what? she's pregnant?

boy b): haha. lol, not exactly. and since since when does every flash-bang have to lead to a troglodithe? or a beautiful disaster?
by Sexydimma July 30, 2016
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time skunk

a person who pushes their e.t.a further and further back until they end up not coming to that social event at all
a time skunk probably doesn't value or respect your time
by Sexydimma October 04, 2020
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