to haze yourself
to contradict onesself so badly, that you actually make a total fool and retard of yourself in front of others, especially family members and significant others.
to contradict onesself so badly, that you actually make a total fool and retard of yourself in front of others, especially family members and significant others.
mother: I don't see the point of celebrating St Valentines any longer; your father din't get me anything this year.
teenage son: St Valentines is a meaningless capitalist holiday, where companies just profit from people uselessly wasting money buying flowers, chocolates and the entire spiel for their significant others. I would personally also shoot anyone who celebrates St Valentines, as in Al Capone and his St Valentines Day Massacre.
mother (sreaming at her son): you moron, this was a rhetorical comment... Oh, and btw, I didn't ask you to haze yourself. you just made a fool of yourself; you've proven to everyone here you don't understand, for the life of you, the difference between a question and a rhetorical comment. Didn't you say you liked socialism , since you called St Valentines a meaningless, useless capitalist holiday, and then you turned around and said, as a matter of oikos, that you were going to shoot, Al Capone-style, anyone who celebrates St Valentines, but in The United States of America shooting someone, and respecting the infalibility of the Second Amendment is a matter of oikos. Therefore, you believe in bringing your own arms and weapons to the fight, and therefore support capitalism. But you can't support socialism and capitalism at the same time.
teenage son: St Valentines is a meaningless capitalist holiday, where companies just profit from people uselessly wasting money buying flowers, chocolates and the entire spiel for their significant others. I would personally also shoot anyone who celebrates St Valentines, as in Al Capone and his St Valentines Day Massacre.
mother (sreaming at her son): you moron, this was a rhetorical comment... Oh, and btw, I didn't ask you to haze yourself. you just made a fool of yourself; you've proven to everyone here you don't understand, for the life of you, the difference between a question and a rhetorical comment. Didn't you say you liked socialism , since you called St Valentines a meaningless, useless capitalist holiday, and then you turned around and said, as a matter of oikos, that you were going to shoot, Al Capone-style, anyone who celebrates St Valentines, but in The United States of America shooting someone, and respecting the infalibility of the Second Amendment is a matter of oikos. Therefore, you believe in bringing your own arms and weapons to the fight, and therefore support capitalism. But you can't support socialism and capitalism at the same time.
by Sexydimma April 28, 2012
Zeitgeistically speaking, the word "idiot" had a radically different meaning from the one it has today.
by Sexydimma March 12, 2015
(ante scriptum): the opposite of a post scriptum (P.S.), seen at the beginning, rather than the end, of letters.
by Sexydimma July 17, 2014
to do anything and everything possible to save one's school/university semester that one is about to fail.
mother: George look at your grades. You' re failing your last year in high-school. Is there anything you can to save your sinking Titanic?
George: Lol. no. I think it's a little late to do anything about it now. I should have listened to you and partied less.
mother: At least it's worth a try, don't ya think so?
George: Lol. no. I think it's a little late to do anything about it now. I should have listened to you and partied less.
mother: At least it's worth a try, don't ya think so?
by Sexydimma August 19, 2012
by Sexydimma March 13, 2021
a) (antiquated French of France meaning): a married heterosexual couple living with the lover or mistress of one of the significant others.
b) (new and improved meaning): any form of dysfunctional relationship
b) (new and improved meaning): any form of dysfunctional relationship
i would also qualify as a ménage à trois a domestic arrangement in which a a married couple live not only with their teenage daughter, but their teenager's boyfriend
by Sexydimma October 05, 2014
Son: is using animals in medical research devil-worship according to the Unforgivables?
Father: no, now go and take a biomedical ethics course at McGill university.
Father: no, now go and take a biomedical ethics course at McGill university.
by Sexydimma May 11, 2017