Sexydimma 's definitions
by Sexydimma December 7, 2017
Get the pussy dorkmug. The caption under which you would theoretically put up pictures of your in-progress house renovations on social media
what is it to Louis XIV if your house needs a renovation; please stop polluting social media with your silly #drippingwithstyle pictures; what you do at home is your business. Instead, invite people over when the final product is ready
by Sexydimma October 10, 2017
Get the #drippingwithstylemug. (cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around
response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity.
response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity.
by Sexydimma March 21, 2014
Get the waiting for the milkman to show me aroundmug. (Mettre des bâtons dans les roues de quelqu'un in French): preventing someone, from achieving their social or educational potential, or hindering their plans all together
The current American public education is wetter than an otters pocket; it's putting sticks in someone's wheels. And guess whose ox is being gored? The American students'.
by Sexydimma June 6, 2021
Get the putting sticks in someone's wheelsmug. (also known as Trump Derangement Syndrome, or TDS): a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their bio-genetic and bio-molecular hatred of Donald Trump, to the point they actually abandon all logic and reason and refuse to accept an America without Queen Hilary.
supporting the green new deal is either running to the left of bernie sanders or Orange Menace Syndrome
by Sexydimma November 13, 2020
Get the Orange Menace Syndromemug. (to, used as a verb), this phrase is said to someone who is doing something meaningless, retarded and idiotic (not to mention potentially dangerous) and they are intelligent enough to know better.
a father comes home from work; his son is in his room shaving the hair off his own balls.
Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.
Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.
Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.
Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.
Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.
Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.
by Sexydimma May 4, 2012
Get the shave your ballsmug. a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door. the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma May 25, 2012
Get the a parking ticketmug.