Sexydimma 's definitions
a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.
Two teenage boys are in conversation:
James: I am no longer a virgin
George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?
James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.
George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting
James: I am no longer a virgin
George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?
James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.
George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting
by Sexydimma January 21, 2012
Get the craigs-hookmug. to slide down a flight of stairs on your behind, especially the snow and ice covered steps leading to your own front door.
N.B. this word is an amalgamation of the terms (ass a.k.a. behind) and tobogganing)
N.B. this word is an amalgamation of the terms (ass a.k.a. behind) and tobogganing)
son: I never tried assbogganing down our front steps. mom, can i please.
Mom: no, I won't stand for it. Now, if you want to make yourself useful around the house, my favorite idiotager, instead of assbogganing down the front steps, get a shovel and some salt, clean the bloody snow and ice off the front steps. Not as many people as you are as masochistic as to like assbogganing for fun.
son (sulks at his mother, then shoves off to clean the snow and ice off the front steps)
Mom: no, I won't stand for it. Now, if you want to make yourself useful around the house, my favorite idiotager, instead of assbogganing down the front steps, get a shovel and some salt, clean the bloody snow and ice off the front steps. Not as many people as you are as masochistic as to like assbogganing for fun.
son (sulks at his mother, then shoves off to clean the snow and ice off the front steps)
by Sexydimma February 24, 2013
Get the assbogganingmug. a white Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into the wood of their front door.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. i guess we'll just have to repair the damage, or maybe even repaint the door.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. i guess we'll just have to repair the damage, or maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma January 29, 2012
Get the a parking ticketmug. (a combination of the words normal and gay) : an offensive term term people that are heterosexual and extremely hetero-normative to insult people who only happen to be heterosexual but not hetero-normative
normyguay people cannot be racist because they are heterosexual and consider non-heterosexual individuals to be a normal and integral part of society and respect them as such. However a normyguay can say things like damno quod non intelligo or go scratch yourself, without being either sarcastic or offensive, to a non-heterosexual individual.
by Sexydimma December 26, 2013
Get the normyguaymug. an English translation of a French phrase meaning
"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to learn something"
"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to learn something"
son: Dad, I'd like to learn how to drive a car, my older brother who is 16, is learning how to drive. Why can't I?
father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, all right but, at age 13, you are definitely not old enough. now, go to bed.
father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, all right but, at age 13, you are definitely not old enough. now, go to bed.
by Sexydimma March 26, 2013
Get the en temps et lieux utilesmug. concepts such as 'Normal', with a philosophical capital N, are supposed to be imho etchy-stretchy. I specifically excluded political science and the other sciences from the definition of etchy-stretchy because they create political controversy tainted with propaganda and mediapocricy
by Sexydimma January 19, 2015
Get the etchy-stretchymug. Jüdenphobia is hatred of jews only; antisemitism is supposed to be reserved for hatred of both jews and Muslims, since the semitic race of people includes both jews and Muslims.
by Sexydimma February 29, 2024
Get the Jüdenphobiamug.