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urncrement humor

(urine and excrement humor) : sexually dark, perverted, macabre, sadistic and altogether inappropriate humor (also potentially includes misogynistic jokes), the type found in the 50 shades of Grey trilogy.
some of the definitions here on urbandictionary.com are, IMHO, since they were written by idiotagers obsessed with sex, drugs and rock-n-roll, are a perfect epitome of urncrement humor.
by Sexydimma June 18, 2013
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stop blabbering

(verb): to shut up and and stop engaging in meaningless and useless philosophical discussions.
boy a) Arthur why are wasting your time doing a bachelors Degree at Concordia University?

Arthur: because I don't have the bloody grades to do, lol, anything else and don't know what else to do with my life. At least, unlike you, Max, I am not in trade school and therefore receiving some form of education.

Max: that's what our government actually wants losers like you to think, that they are getting an education. Now listen up, kid: "Stop blabbering about life and the purpose of education and go to trade school, like me; you'll make something out of yourself.
by Sexydimma July 27, 2012
mugGet the stop blabberingmug.

Paragon of emptiness

Well if among the democrats running for president in 2020 Tulsi Gabbard was my Paragon of virtue, my Paragon of emptiness for the same cohort would be pocahontas Warren
by Sexydimma December 26, 2021
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koshelal

koshelal

Something that is kosher and halal at the same time
Why don't Muslims consider kosher food koshelal? Jews consider halal food not only halal, but koshelal.
by Sexydimma March 17, 2015
mugGet the koshelalmug.

sparkle your page

clean up your act and negative life habits so that others don't get a negative impression of you as a person
by Sexydimma February 11, 2015
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baconator

(A combination of the words bacon and traitor): between and, theoretically, among jews only, an offensive term for a Jewish guy who chooses to marry a non jewish girl, making the children non jewish.
If you are neither a svinoyed, nor a yidiot, and you marry a non jewish girl, most jews would consider you a baconator, unless of course you are a convert out of judaism
by Sexydimma September 26, 2017
mugGet the baconatormug.

kodem koll

a Hebrew phrase meaning in English

first and foremost/first of all
a boy comes home from school (in the winter) and starts yelling : Dad, please help me with my chemistry and Latin homework.

father: David, kodem koll, take of your hat, coat, and boots, then go and wash your hands, have your supper, then go to your room and start your homework. And that's when I'll come and help you with said homework, if you have any difficulties that is. Please behave comme du monde, like normal and civilized people.
by Sexydimma October 30, 2012
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