Sexydimma 's definitions

con qui fail d'aplomb

(acronym cqfd, but rarely used) : an offensive Quebec French phrase, which translated to English literally means an oafish, boorish, clumsy person who spectacularly fails at everything they do

(scene from Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets):

diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.

Harry : who was he?

Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.

Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don't qualify him as a con qui fail d'aplomb

by Sexydimma December 7, 2016

Kgb trifecta

The trifecta consisting of k ( John Kerry), g ( Al Gore ) and b ( Bill Gates)

Who invented the term the kgb trifecta anyways?

by Sexydimma May 2, 2024

w.r.z

( stands for white republican zealot): a Jew, rejected by the larger Jewish community of north America, who doesn't behave like a yidiot but rather like a cross between a WASP and a republican conservative.

I don't care if I passed the picture test of my community, I am proud to be a w.r.z.

by Sexydimma June 22, 2017

Tommy-pick a bastard

( the Tommy must always be with a capital T, in commemoration of the Thompson submachine gun): to kill a police officer or g-man using , as the name suggests, a Tommy gun.

If you are going to Tommy-pick a bastard, you might as well become a brave patriot and die a death worthy of John Dillinger or Baby Face Nelson

by Sexydimma June 1, 2016

dhimma

(from Muslim Spain, 711-1502) a special tax all non-Muslims, i.e Jews, Catholics, and Moranos, living in Spain had to pay in order to obtain political/religious toleration.

Today, Jews living outside Israel pay their civilian taxes instead of the dhimma; therefore people like Bernard Madoff are supposed to be ashamed of themselves.

by Sexydimma May 23, 2013

hen-scratching

this term can be defined to mean either

a) someone's singing that sounds so horrendously bad it's as if a hen or rooster is literally scratching a blackboard.

b) a synonym, used mainly in Alberta in Western Canada, for turkey-chicken scrawl or terrible penmanship

two people who are in conversation, suddenly hear an unfamiliar voice coming from their school's basement.

person a): hang on, what's this hen-scratching?
person b) i think it's my friend Paul trying to sing, but he's singing out of tune with our high school band..

person a) roflmao

by Sexydimma February 29, 2012

2 day blackout

A) What was once called "the weekend"
B) what the media did to Hunter Biden's laptop from hell

What did you do for your 2 day blackout, definition a)?

by Sexydimma July 24, 2021