a parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.

by Sexydimma August 25, 2012

redorgerous

Someone who has red hair and is overall physically beautiful

Lily Evans, Harry Potter's mom, would have been considered redorgerous

by Sexydimma February 14, 2021

Borderologist

A specific type of sociologist that's supposed to study human migration patterns across any country border

Do we need 🤔 a borderologist at the us-Mexico border? 🤔

by Sexydimma November 15, 2024

to be known to the Unforegivables

(Unforegiveables always with a capital u): to have a criminal record, most likely in the United States

To be known to the Unforegivables,, as a phrase, comes from the fact that if you have a criminal record in the United States it almost certainly is for life.

by Sexydimma February 10, 2014

Fauci groundhog

A person willing to blindly follow Anthony Fauci down the rabbit hole without questioning where Fauci is going and why he is going there.

Nicolle Wallace is a Fauci groundhog

by Sexydimma January 08, 2022

citizen country

the country in which your company (or product) was originally headquartered (or produced) prior to outsourcing

for companies like paypal your citizen country is still the united states, even if you may do business elsewhere and your servers may be anywhere in the world.

by Sexydimma February 03, 2020

elderberry

another term for an elderly person

there's no difference between calling your dad old man or an elderberry

by Sexydimma November 05, 2019