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H-Town

H-Town is a small town, just 30 minutes south of St Louis. It just so happens to be the (ever so popular) county seat. Inside this strange little town, live very strange little people. The residents there (generally speaking) happen to think that they are better than everyone. You must be accepted into this community, by standards of income, property, entertainment preferences and/or political positions. Failure to meet the acceptance terms of all of the above mentioned will result in immediate disassociation from this community and it's residents whom reside there.
(Guy 1) Dang dude, who was that chic u were talkin to last night?

(Guy 2) That was ----, she's from Hillsboro.

(Guy 1) I have to make a trip to H-Town twice a week for probation. You better step up your game then dude. In fact, i wouldnt mess around with that chic!!! Her dad could be a judge or somethin.

(Guy 2) Na dude, she can party with the best of um! Besides, if i can get in good with this chic, maybe i'll end up with a few connections.. Maybe save my ass next go round!!!
by SexyM0nk3y March 18, 2011
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