Definitions by Sexy nuts

Shmeg 

A little piece of something gross usually sticky or gooey.

-Yo James you got a lil bit of shmeg on your shirt

-Thanks dawg the ladies hate shmeg

Shmeg by Sexy nuts February 8, 2018

Giraffe 

When a girl is getting fucked from behind doggy style and sucking another guys dick. The front guy has a girl in his shoulders who he is eating out. The girl being eaten out is sucking the dick of a man on a ladder who's dick acts like the leaves of a tree. The shape of all the people looks like a giraffe

Noah: did you hear about the giraffe party

Thomas: oh yeah I'm gonna be the tree
Noah: I'm gonna be the neck

Thomas': ah man that's the best part

Giraffe by Sexy nuts May 17, 2016