tedo

a guy who is a major loser. people know who he is but don't like or respect him. people end up making fun or him because they really hate him. his existence is meaningless.

joe is a deuche bag fag hole loving small pecker packing tedo bastard pussy!

by SexiLexi June 20, 2006

Twitch witch

A crazy horse chick that is that typical horse girl from school- but is now an adult. 99% chance of being a freaky whore in bed. Also a borderline alcoholic. Also super competitive at trivia.

Hey Brett why don’t you try talking to that girl. She’s a twitch witch for sure.

by Sexilexi October 28, 2019

Rocky Mountain pearl

It is when a cowboy shoots his load all over your face.

Last night Jack gave me a Rocky Mountain Pearl.

by Sexilexi January 08, 2017

cabbage on

To latch on to something that isn’t yours for the taking.

Hey I’m a cabbage on that last cupcake!

by Sexilexi October 28, 2019