Sex ED's definitions

slavebater

A masterbater pleasures themself, but a "slavebater" is a girl or prostitute known for giving handjobs.

Sindy is a real cheap ho, but she's really just a slavebater.

by Sex Ed November 22, 2006

oralbator

To masterbate orally, that is, to suck yourself off.

Less than 1% of the population are oralbators.

by Sex Ed December 10, 2006

statuatory rape

Consentual sex with a minor.

Yeah, she WANTED to have sex with you, butt, she's only 15. If word gets around, you could go to prison for statuatory rape you fucktard!

by Sex Ed December 1, 2006

sexlickdick

A common way for dislexic people to mis-spell, or mis-speak "dislexic".

DISLEXIC CHICK: "I'm sexlickdick".

YOU: (Pull down your pants)

DISLEXIC CHICK: "AAAHHH!!!(Calls 911)

YOU: (pull your pants up)

DON'T WORRY, SHE EITHER MISDIALED, OR GAVE THEM THE WRONG ADDRESS.

by Sex Ed December 10, 2006

plant a tree

To FUCK or to engage in sexual intercourse.

Sheri: Hey, Bobby, whacha wanna do?

Bobby: Plant a tree bitch!

by Sex ED July 28, 2006

Titty Bare

Slang for girlfriend.

Like the Pelvis Restless song:

"Baby won't you be
my little titty bare
wrap your legs around my neck
and make me snif your pubic hair,
why don't you be
<why won't you be>
my titty bare?

by Sex ED July 28, 2006

H2

1. The #2 Hummer. NOT made by AMGeneral of Humvee & H1 fame, but made by GM under license from AMGeneral. A cooler looking and MORE OFF-ROAD CAPABLE version of the Suburban.
2. A HUMMER blowjob that ALMOST makes you come, but leads to an AWESOME fuck instead!

My wife gave me an H2 in our H2.

by Sex Ed January 1, 2007